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My Life According to Google
Swiped from enchanted_jae who swiped it from hanson_phreek on LiveJournal:

My Life According to Google
Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Alli needs to visit the optician.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Alli looks like she's from the Grinch!

OMG?! For real?? O_O

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Alli does blonde.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Alli hates grass.

LOL!

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Alli goes BATTY!
Alli has gone from sporadic contractions to almost one every minute and a half.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Alli loves small animals.

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Alli eats airplanes.

HAHA! Oh my!!

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Alli has a mashed-potato face.

LOL.

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
Alli died, in 1955 when my dad was 15 so I don't have anyone to ask questions to anymore.

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Alli will be available in all major drug, grocery, and discount/warehouse stores in the weight loss product aisle.

LMAO!!